after dinner and desserts last night with juliana and lily, der came to pick me up at around midnight and we were both so tired that we just flopped onto his bed like dead fish(es?).
delirious and paralyzed with exhaustion
the night before, i slept at 5am and woke up at 9am not on my own will but because of the amount of noise this house can generate in the morning.
pots were cling clanging, kids were screaming and running up and down the house, the doorbell rang 4 times (no joke) and the ultimate wake up call (if the rest wasn't enough) was when my phone rang and i obviously can't ignore that -__-"
anyway, i made der tell me knock knock jokes :D
his jokes are mostly funny bordering on total nonsense but they make me laugh anyway because they are so stupid. haha.
example of a stupid one:
knock knock.
who's there?
fuck.
fuck who?
fuck off.
example of a good one:
knock knock.
who's there?
boo.
boo who?
aww don't cry.
and some random one:
knock knock.
who's there?
isabelle.
isabelle who?
is there a bell on your bicycle ring ring.
WTF. hahaha.
i felt like an annoying child who kept pestering him "tell me more!!" in between fits of giggles but he damn layan la :D
der: what rhymes with silver?
B: hmm. paper?
der: WHAT?
B: y'know. papER, silvER...?
der: "yeah of course. *mocks me* what rhymes with bicycle? oranges."
after this, our credibility as a couple confirm gone down liao wtf.
x
uncle b was cleaning his bookshelves and damn, he actually collects encyclopedia britannica's :O
i opened a page randomly and it was about the history of argentina wtf.
so random.
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school starts tomorrow :*(
i don't hate the idea of uni so much but the crowded cafes, crowded buses, crowded everyfreakingwhere - such a buzzkill.
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