drink a little more than u should tonight.

in the lab, in the midst of waiting for 15 minute mark incubation period:

gareth: *skips over to my table/jaw drops* OMG BRENDA WONG. the computer font looks messy next to your writing!

phoebe: brenda. seriously, you have a problem. NO ONE NORMAL, has handwriting like that!

x

in the car:

B: baby, i don't wanna call you baby anymore.

der: what why!

B: because x calls y sweetheart!!! and baby is so.....boring.
der: u call me whatever you want baby.

*pause*

der: actually i should call u doofus. because u call me doofie. like tigress, lioness...?

today again, in the car:

B: i dunno what to call u. call u oliver? (for the record, i only call him by his name in uni/in presence of other friends so as to not gross you all out but habit takes over sometimes).

der: don't be such a faggotface! *flails arms/body around, throwing a tantrum*

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this morning while hugging me:

der: hi my tiny girl.

B: me? tiny?

der: look at this frame! *shakes my shoulders*

B: i feel disgusting :(

....period, u have your ways of making me feel worse than crap.

x

in the biochem lab:

B: what's an effluent?

paul: the effluent, is the stuff in the measuring cylinder *gestures*.

B: oh what, this shit in here?

*ppl around me laughs*

paul: EFFLUENT!

paul gives me extra attention in the lab because:

- i'm a paranoid bitch; i'm normally quite calm in labs and have a rough idea of what's going on but biochem always have its' way of doing my head in. simple steps are actually, not that simple.

- we are fb friends? hahaha.

- i am der's girlfriend -___________-"

while everyone was getting their materials from the middle table, paul said out loudly to me:

"BRENDA!"

*everyone around central table stops what they're doing and looks at me*

"....................................yes paul?" *squeaks*

"TELL KRISTY WHO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS!"

fucker.

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bloated, tired and cranky :(

hot shower and an early night shall commence.